Every Politician Satan Endorses
We do not discriminate by party. Whether trading defense stocks or filibustering public transit, these statesmen have earned Lucifer's personal blessing.
Donald J. Trump
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.”
Bob Menendez
“For 30 years, I have withdrawn thousands of dollars in cash from my personal savings account, which I have kept for emergencies.”
Rep. Nancy Pelosi
“We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.”
Sen. Mitch McConnell
“Think of me as the Grim Reaper. None of that stuff is going to pass. None of it.”
Sen. Mike Lee
“Democracy isn’t the objective; liberty, peace, and prospefity are. We want the human condition to flourish. Rank democracy can thwart that.”
Sen. Ted Cruz
“Wanting to be a good dad, I flew down with them last night and am flying back this afternoon.”
Joe Biden
“No joke, folks! My word as a Biden. You know, back in 1974...”
Sen. Chuck Schumer
“The most dangerous place in Washington is between Chuck Schumer and a camera.”