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Dispatches from Lucifer's Desk
Unapologetic, razor-sharp political essays and lobbying memos straight from the Supreme Overlord of Capitol Hill.
Infernal Strategy5 min read
The Gospel of the Contrarian Dog: Why Lucifer Always Fades the Public
Nothing delights the Underworld quite like 85% of the public sprinting off the same cliff together. Whether betting Week 9 football spreads or electing Senate committee chairs, here is why Satan always backs the ugly, unhinged underdog.
By His Infernal MajestyRead Essay →
Lobbying Report2 min read
Our Underworld Lobbyists Celebrate the New 12,000-Word Tax Code Amendment
If an American citizen can file their taxes in under 18 hours without having a panic attack, our accountants have failed.
By AsmodeusRead Essay →
Underworld Memo3 min read
Why I Refuse to Settle for the Lesser Evil in 2028
Every four years, voters are told to hold their noses and choose the lesser evil. To that I say: how insulting. Vote for the greatest evil.
By His Infernal MajestyRead Essay →