Bob Menendez

Former Chairman, Senate Foreign Relations & Certified Gold Ingot Collector

🔥 Greed🔥 Treachery🔥 Gluttony

“For 30 years, I have withdrawn thousands of dollars in cash from my personal savings account, which I have kept for emergencies.”

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Subtlety is overrated. Why hide behind complex offshore blind trusts when you can have literal gold bars stamped with Swiss serial numbers stuffed in your closet boots and $480,000 in cash sewn into the lining of your windbreakers? Ghost-writing letters for Egyptian military intelligence while eating $400 steaks in Jersey City. A nostalgic homage to 1920s Tammany Hall graft.

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