Rep. Nancy Pelosi

Speaker Emerita & Undefeated Champion of Capitol Hill Stock Options

🔥 Greed🔥 Gluttony🔥 Hubris

“We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.”

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Even my chief financial demons in the Eighth Circle marvel at her timing. Her household portfolio miraculously buys millions in call options on semiconductor giants 48 hours before closed-door classified committee hearings, outperforming Warren Buffett and Ray Dalio for decades. Combined with $24,000 artisan ice cream freezers and a 38-year congressional dynasty, Nancy is the high priestess of bipartisan avarice.

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