Sen. Mike Lee

Senior Senator from Utah & Chief Exegete of the Pocket Constitution

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“Democracy isn’t the objective; liberty, peace, and prospefity are. We want the human condition to flourish. Rank democracy can thwart that.”

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Nobody weaponizes a pocket-sized copy of the Constitution quite like Mike. His tireless dedication to voting against hurricane and wildfire relief for other states while demanding the federal government hand over millions of acres of Utah public lands to mining conglomerates is top-tier hypocrisy. And the late-night, unhinged burner account tweets on X? An exquisite psychological spectacle.

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