Joe Biden

👑Lucifer's Official Endorsement Speech

People forget that before becoming the nation's chief grandfatherly whisperer, Joe spent 36 years as "The Senator from MBNA," personally authoring the 2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention Act that stripped Americans of the right to discharge student loans in bankruptcy—enriching Delaware banks while condemning two generations to permanent debt peonage. Half a century in the swamp with infinite defense authorizations. Satan salutes you, Jack.