H.R. 777Category: Bureaucratic Hell

The Modernization of Citizen Torment & Automated Hold Times Act

Legislative Summary

Mandates that all federal customer service phone trees require callers to answer 14 questions via touch-tone before immediately disconnecting the call due to "unexpected call volume."

🔱 Why Lucifer Endorses This Legislation

Cost-effective, highly scalable misery. Millions of citizens screaming into the void while a synthesized voice reassures them that their call is very important to us.

Sponsor: Gov. Bradley McVance🔱🔱🔱🔱