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H.R. 6660Category: Bureaucratic Hell
The 9,400-Page Midnight Omnibus Spending & Subsidies Act
Legislative Summary
Introduced at 2:14 AM on a Thursday, voted on by Friday afternoon. Features $400B in classified military line items, a tax deduction for yachts owned by offshore holding companies, and a provision criminalizing rainwater collection.
🔱 Why Lucifer Endorses This Legislation
Nobody read it. The printer ran out of toner on page 4,112. It funded twelve defense programs that even the Pentagon forgot existed, and sneaked in a clause exempting hedge funds from daylight savings time.
Sponsor: Bipartisan Leadership Coalition🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱